>Knock on the door
You give the Official Courier Knock on the heavy wooden door. "Ooooh, my package!" says a high voice within.
The door opens, and a short, toadlike person stands in the doorway, stumpy arms outstretched. The open door lets in just enough light for you to see rows and rows of oddly well-endowed plastic figurines along the walls. You can see the faint glow of a television set.
You hand over the package and swipe it with your Trackie. It beeps happily.
The toad guy hastily unwraps the box in your presence, revealing to you the fact that you almost died several times for an extremely busty anime figure.▮